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licensed-to-ruffle-dat-hair:

thiscorpsofbrothers:

jasbeaw:

What do you mean, vet’s office? YOU SAID WE WERE GOING TO THE PHILHARMONIC!

i’ve reblogged this at least seven times and i don’t regret any of them

"Well how very dare you Sir,I am clearly dressed for Dinner,I do not approve of this inconvenience to my evening timetable!"

(Source: bluebonne)

"I was at the Oscars, waiting to hear if my name was called and I kept thinking, ‘Cakewalk, cakewalk, cakewalk.’ I thought, Why is ‘cakewalk’ stuck in my head? And then, as I started to walk up the stairs and the fabric from my dress tucked under my feet, I realised my stylist had told me, ‘Kick, walk, kick, walk.’ "You are supposed to kick the dress out while you walk, and I totally forgot because I was thinking about cake! And that’s why I fell."

(Source: j-lawperfection)

i-have-maggots-in-my-scrotum:

guntersreckoning:

i-have-maggots-in-my-scrotum:

hagakures-burger:

bennybones-cumbercheeks:

lordoftheinternet:

poptech:

And the highest paid public employee in your state is…

are you fucking kidding me

Do you ever just see America’s priorities and cry?

Arizona is actually Head Football Coach and he makes 1,500,000 a year and works 40 hours a week, and he works for Arizona State University (Sun Devils football team.) *sighs*

what can you expect from a state as fucked up as arizona 

EY! No one is allowed to hate Arizona besides people from Arizona. We aren’t really a fucked up state, we just have fucked up politicians who some how keep getting elected even when we don’t like them. *cough* John McCain *cough cough*

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